The Bolso Tagua - the bag that comes with a warning: extreme chicness could lead to unwanted attention/fawning.
Front/back: long, tricolor splotchy hair
Strap: chocolate brown leather
Lining: chocolate brown polyester lining, with 3 pockets
Last picture features my cheapest #lowbudgetmodel, yours truly, holding a similar version of the Tagua. I am also sporting a maternity shirt, and I haven't been pregnant in 11 years. Hey, at leasts it's not the pants.